for me to convince you that we were having the same dreams? I mean I’d have to do it really slowly, and seemingly organically or you’d think I was just fucking with you. I’d have to wait for you to tell me your dreams by chance and then cooly play the role of surprised. Like dude! I had that exact dream last night, as the same time as you! You’d think it was just a coincidence. That’s crazy you’d say. But would believe we were really having the same dreams? How could I prove it to you? It’s not like I can blow your mind by reminding you of the details of your dreams. I don’t know them, and even if I did—you only remember like four things about any given dream and you would have already told me what it is you remember. I suppose I could never convince you we were having the same dreams. Not even in a drawn out hypothetical…